Today, a reporter gifted Dwight with his own Dwight Howard Puppet. Howard then had a conversation with his puppet, to answer a number of questions reporters were probably already going to ask.
The conversation via Third Quarter Collapse, after the jump.
Puppet Dwight: What's up, Dwight?
Dwight Howard: Nothin' much, man. Just chillin' here doin' all these crazy interviews.
Puppet Dwight: Why you gotta do all these interviews? Didn't you just lose in the Finals?
Dwight Howard: Yeah, man. I just lost in the Finals.
Puppet Dwight: How you feel about losin' in the Finals?
Dwight Howard: Well, it hurt. But, you know, we just gonna get better and try to get back there next year.
Puppet Dwight: How you feel about missin' those two free throws [at the end of Game 4] that y'all could have won?
Dwight Howard: Well, you know, some times I miss 'em and sometimes I make 'em.
Puppet Dwight: Are you mad about that?
Dwight Howard: Yeah, I'm mad. But it's over with.
Puppet Dwight: What're you gonna do for next year? Are you gonna work on your free throws?
Dwight Howard: Yeah, I'm gonna work on my free throws. They're gonna get better.
Puppet Dwight: Are you all gonna keep Hedo Turkoglu? Because I really like him.
Dwight Howard: I like him, too. Hopefully we keep Hedo Turkoglu.
Puppet Dwight: And Rashard Lewis? He gon' come back next year?
Dwight Howard: Yeah, Rashard will be back, too.
Puppet Dwight: What about Anthony Johnson?
Dwight Howard: Yeah, I like Anthony.
Puppet Dwight: What about Stan Van Gundy? Do you like Stan Van Gundy?
Dwight Howard: I love Stan, man. Do you like Stan?
Puppet Dwight: I love Stan, man! He helps me get better!
Dwight Howard: I'm out, man.
Puppet Dwight: Alright, man. Y'all have a good day! Peace!
On hand I get that Dwight is happy dude on the other hand i think he should be more upset
Dwight is the nicest guy in the NBA.
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