No, there was no ceremony for the occasion. Just a simple case of 'When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!'
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To the story we go...
In Clarendon Hills, a south suburb of Chicago, police arrested Preston Thomas for urinating near a church. In The Doings article,
Thomas, 52, of 279 Columbine Drive, Clarendon Hills, was arrested at 9:15 a.m. Jan. 8 at Notre Dame Parish, 64 Norfolk Ave. He was charged with public urination.
Thomas was seen urinating near the church building by a passing motorist, as well as a teacher and student at Notre Dame School. He later was arrested at Golf and Chicago avenues.
Police Chief Pat Anderson confirmed Thomas is the brother of the NBA hall-of-famer and former president and coach of the New York Knicks. Anderson added their mother lives in Clarendon Hills.
Wait, so he peed on a church, and didn't even think to ask either the church or his own mother if he could use the bathroom? So, Isiah sexually harasses women (and tears down the Knicks), and Preston pees on churches (maybe he doesn't like Notre Dame for some reason). So, what's left for Mark (a police officer in Chicago)?
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