I was perusing the wires today and came across a Pacman Jones story. WAIT! Before you go thinking you lost a bet that you made saying that he wouldn't make it, hold up just a sec. Pacman has actually been playing by the rules. Or at least trying to.
According to the Fort Worth Star Telegram:
Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones is back in the NFL and by all accounts is doing well. He leads the team in pass deflections with eight. He is eighth on the team in tackles with 15. And he has one of the team's only two forced fumbles. However, according to those inside the Cowboys' organization, he remains a work in progress in the team's attempt to keep him from falling back into the destructive lifestyle that led to his yearlong suspension from the league for repeated violations of the personal conduct policy. One of the stipulations of Jones' reinstatement was that he stay away from parties and nightclubs as well as gentlemen's clubs, according to a source. He was even reprimanded for going to a Hooters restaurant in August. Jones has been pushing the envelope a little too much, according to a source. He was recently seen on stage at a Nelly concert with several of his teammates. Last Friday, he was scheduled to be a headliner along with Dallas Mavericks forward Brandon Bass at Celebrity Beach Volleyball at the Yucatan Beach Club in Coppell. But the Cowboys put their foot down and told him he couldn't participate. Team owner Jerry Jones said they want Adam Jones to carry a low profile off the field.(Fort Worth Star Telegram)
Hooters? I can KINDA see the rationale behind that. But Beach Volleyball? Wow. The line in his reinstatement might as well read "as long as Adam isn't around breasts, booty, or skin", he can is allowed to be in attendance. So with Pacman being confined to watching the reruns of Fresh Prince on TVLand, I came up with the Top 5 Things Adam Pacman should do with his Spare Time. Excuse my attempt at humor.
5) Workout on the Nintendo Wii Fit with Deon Sanders' wife. I mean, the Sanders are "good church folk" as they say down south.
4) Sell Michael Irvin's suits in front of the stadium, since they aren't moving too many units at Menswear stores.
3) Holla at Rob Littal about doing a live chat and weekly summary so we can ask him how much Kleenex is at T.O.'s locker and how does it feel to have for Jessica Simpson to have a bigger locker than him. Speaking of T.O. and Romo (see number 1).....
2) Build a secret strip club dungeon inside the new stadium. Down the hall will be the S&M (for those who like punishment) room, appropriately titled the Roger Goddell Suite.
1) Invite T.O., Romo, and Jessica over for dinner and counseling since clearly that love triangle is about to crumble.
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