Just call him Moped Ellis

Want to know the real reason Monta Ellis got hurt earlier this summer that has sidelined him for about four months? According to the San Francisco Chronicle it was all due to a moped accident. I repeat amoped accident. It was a "low speed" accident according to the report. You would think he did something cool to have this happen but nope. There is no word on how the Warriors are going to punish him but I would suggest something really humiliating for doing something this stupid like sending him to the Clippers and suffer in basketball hell. However they already did that to Baron so they may have to think of something else. I would suggest terminating his contract since he did violate it by riding a moped and covering this up however the Warriors broke the bank on him for a reason so why cut the nose to spite the face?