It's cheaper to keep her

For those who haven't heard, according to various media outlets: Yahoo, MSNBC etc, Shaq and Shaunie are reconciling. This of course does not surprise me. Shaq probably totaled up all the child support he would have to fork over to her. In addition, I'm sure there are sideline hoes he does not want the public to know about. He then realized its much cheaper to keep her. And why not? It worked up until this point. I'm baffled why they even considered getting a divorce. We all know Shaunie knows of Shaq's extracurricular activities and, allegedly, she has her's too. So whatever! That being said, I don't expect Kobe to get an apology anytime soon for being blamed for Shaq's divorce which apparently is not going to happen after all.

The more important question is: Will Kobe make a YouTube rap asking Shaq "How His Ass Taste?" considering Shaq did the same thing that Kobe did when he was caught raping...excuse me cheating.

In the end it looks like Shaq read Robert Littal's 10 Cheating Commandments and came to the conclusion to use Littal's Commandment #4

IV- THOU SHALL ALWAYS REMEMBER IT IS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER.

Simply put, who would you rather have deciding where your funds go: you or a judge? Much better to pay now than later. So if your wife sees you on TMZ.com with four strippers in a hot tube popping bottles it is better to just give her the American Express card than to have her visit the lawyer's office the next day. Take the hit and move on.